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Without much further adieu, I would like to present my new username and account. I have not been very active here, since it is simply too painful to rummage through my past mistakes err,  terrible artwork. And roleplays. And unfortunately drawn-out weeaboo phase of 2012. Ugh.
Anyways, here it is: lavendersatchets 
Thank you to all of my friends! And enemies, I suppose. I have yet to block any names.
I'm not very active on Deviantart (as you can see), so I'm going to go ahead and give you my Tumblr account, as well as its url.
My username is ebonycrucifix, and my URL is right here. I also have a Godtier reviewing blog, which is located here. Please pay me a visit on either, and if you have a Godtier related question, specify it towards Mod P and I will be sure to answer eventually. Also, if you would like to simply get to know me on Tumblr and continue my acquaintance onto another website that will play the role of securing another metaphorical bridge, please pay me a visit. Make sure to message me! Also, if you would like your question answered more quickly, you can simply ask me on my personal blog.
~Gogogirl108
p.s. I will most likely shut down the askbox temporarily on my Godtier blog soon, so please be patient! 
Why would you let me do it? Why would you let me roleplay as Rose Lalonde?
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This is a not safe for work chat.

tentacleTherapist [TT] joined chat.

God Tier!Fem!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.

CG: OH, ROSE.

TT: Oh hello Karkat. I see you have undergone some slight changes recently.

TT: Congratulations on ascending to Godtier, by the way.

TT: Might I inquire as to what business you have with my person?

CG: YOUR, PERSON? ROSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BREAK IT DOWN, SLOW SPEECH.

TT: Here let me ask you as slowly as possible: Would you like. To talk. About anything in particular.

TT: Or are you just passing by?

TT: Also, may I ask why your text has changed to a more saturated hue?

CG: OH, OH, YEAH, SURE. YOU SEE, YOU, SEW, RIGH--OH, WELL, I'M JUST EXPRESSING MY BLOOD COLOR IN A MORE RESPECTFUL WAY.

TT: Yes I am slightly proficient with a needle. Why do you ask?

CG: WELL, I KEEP, STEPPING ON MY CAPE. AND I NEED IT SHORTENED. AND I THOUGH YOU COULD CUT OFF A BIT WITHOUT IT LOOKING CRAPPY.

TT: I would personally suggest confronting Kanaya on the matter, perhaps in that exact polite and courteous manner that involves obnoxious coloring and your notorious capitalization habits.

TT: In fact, simply copy and paste this exact conversation into your next one.

CG: ROSE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIX MY CAPE.

TT: I can assure you I will seal my obnoxious puckering lips and mend your attire in just a moment.

TT: I was busy before you intruded into my personal study.

TT: *turns a page of her book*

CG: WITH WHAT, EXACTLY? READING? OH BOO HOO JUST FUCKING BOOK MARK IT.

TT: I would, but I'm almost at the climax of the story. You would understand if you read more than those obnoxiously crude love quadrilaterals.

CG: WELL YOU TAKE ALL OF MY 'OBNOXIOUSLY CRUDE LOVE QUADRILATERALS'

TT: I was simply sifting through them to get a basic idea of the plot. You can take me to court if you would like. I feel as if Terezi would be more than happy to crack the case.

CG: TOO LATE, CONTACTING HER NOW IN FACT, OOOH YOU'RE SO FUCKED.

TT: Perhaps she can persuade me to admit to my villainous ways.

TT: Please spare me from this emotional torment.

TT: I solemnly swear that I will mend your cape, god forbid a single soul learns of my treason.

CG: HM, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN LALONDE.

TT: *Puts a bookmark in novel and closes the heavy read*

TT: I have been told that I possess persuasive abilities

TT: *.

CG: I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THE DEAL.

TT: Will you now?

TT: Now, then, may I see your cape?

CG: -lobs that cape in her direction-

TT: *picks it up finely* I see. It simply needs to be cut about a foot shorter.

CG: WELL THEN DO THAT.

TT: Perhaps some form of forlorn dark sorcery can make this difficult task a bit less hopeless.

TT: Shall I fetch my wands?

CG: THAT'D BE INTERESTING.

TT: There is a change of plans. I must run, unfortunately.

CG: OH GOD DAMMIT.

TT: I have to accomplish a task more pending than your chore, unfortunately.

TT: My apologies, Karkat. Now, then, I bid you farewell.

tentacleTherapist [TT] disconnected.

CG: DN'T YOU DARE LEAVE WITH--

CG: FUCK

God Tier!Fem!carcinoGeneticist [CG] disconnected.

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Okay I knew Jade was going to die. But I almost started crying. Literally. I mean, fuck. 




Aranae please don't start wearing her shoes. For fuck's sake.

NOBODY TOUCH HER SHOES. NOT EVEN YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
1. Start a journal entry.
2. GET READY TO NOT BLINK BITCHES
3. DON'T BLINK WHILE holding the ' button down as long as you can- no cheating.
4. Submit the journal entry.
Okay here we go...
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Hell YEAH
I'm getting a crapton of mixed signals for the SOPA THING.

IS IT REAL OR NOT? PLEASE LET ME FUCKING KNOW

ARE WE HAVING A HUGE CLUSTERFUCK DEBATE OR SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

I'm sorry for losing my temper there.
So yeah.
They're trying to pass the bill without us knowing. Any writers of fanfiction, people who fandub popular songs, people who make game walkthroughs, or people who draw fanart will be treated as felons as soon as they put it on the internet. This is very serious. I do almost all of those things, and I'm sure you do too. Please post about this in your journal, and warn your watchers. 
[x]you cry often
[ ] you have cut yourself
[x] you have taken a liking to the color black
[x] you think things you think nobody else would ever think 
[x] you have thought about killing yourself 
[ ] you punch, scratch yourself
[ ] your poor
[ ] you hide your face with your hair 
[ ] you think nobody understands you
[x] you feel alone
TOTAL: 5

[ ] taken a liking to other peoples pain
[x] you enjoy pain
[x] you have thought about cutting yourself
[x] you want something to die a lot
[ ] you have thought that you were bi polar
[ ] you have no friends
[ ] people have labeled you 'emo'
[/] everybody hates you
[x] you go to therapy 
[ ] your quiet 

TOTAL: 9 1/2

[/]think nobody cares about you
[x] you have been told "there's people that have it worse then you"
[ ] you don't leave the house 
[ ] you stopped eating for at least 2 days
[x] you're worried about your future
[/] your parents don't care 
[ ] you don't like being around people
[ ] your friends left you because your depression 
[x] you're lonely
[x] you spend a lot of your time on the computer 

TOTAL: 14 1/2

[ ] you feel like there is nothing good in life
[ ] your an atheist 
[ ] you only believe there is only bad in the world
[ ] you feel more comfortable in black clothing
[ ] you don't know what to do anymore
[ ] you have wanted to die for a stupid reason 
[x] you have overreacted to something stupid
[ ] you could care less about school 
[x] the people/A person that live/lives with you make you feel worse
[x] you've hated your life at least at one point

TOTAL: 17 1/2

TOTAL OUT OF ALL: 

if you got 4 or under - your fine.
if you got 8-13 - you could be better
if you got 14-17 - see a doctor
>> if you got 18-22 - your depressed/suicidal
if you got 23-26 - you are very depressed and you had to have at least cutten cut yourself once.
if you got 27-40 - you are one messed up person
Appearance:
[X] = You have blue/green eyes. 
[ ] = You blush a lot. 
[X] = You giggle. 
[0_0] = You're quiet. 
[X] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.  
[ ] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing. 
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy. 
[x] = Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall. 
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin. 
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.  
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic. 
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. 
[ ] = You like to cuddle. 
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game. 
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue 
[x] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors. 
TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious. 
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy. 
[ ] = You like happy upbeat music. and other stuff. 
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music. 
TOTAL SO FAR:  10

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals. 
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3" 
TOTAL: 12
Multiply how many you got by 4

Total:  60%
...
Oh...

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.

I guess I'll do... Hm... ADMENTA ((NOOOOOOOO))
1. What's your name?


cOOlUUmbUUs

2. Do you know why you were named that?

II sAAIIle^d the^ se^ve^n se^as IIn AA se^arch OOf IInfIInAAte^ cOOrn

3. Are you single or taken?

OOr

4. Have any abilities or powers?

yOOUU dOOn't waAAnt tOO knOOw <>:)

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!

yOOUU wIIll ne^ve^r tAAke^ me^ AAlIIve^!!!

6. What's your eye color?

AAre^ yOOUU blIInd?

7. How about hair color?

gre^y AAccOOrdIIng tOO stOOne^r mc.he^AAdstIIrre^r

8. Have you any family members?

fe^rre^t mOOm, bUUt she^'s bUUsy

9. Oh? How about pets?

me^tUUss

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

((^ dOO yOOUU pOOsse^ss AA mIIrrOOr?))



11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

sAAIIlIIng the^ se^ve^n se^AAs fOOr nOO re^AAsOOn


13. Everů killed anyone before?

II lOOst trAAck


14. What kind of animal are you?

AA spe^rm whAAle^!!!

15. Name your worst habits.

<>:)

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
me^tUUss ne^e^ds tOO ge^t AA bIIt shOOrte^r 
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual
II rIIde^ AA bIIse^xUUAAl tOOOO!!!

18. Do you go to school?
sOOUUnds lIIke^ AA pe^rsOOnAAl prOOble^m


19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
<>:)


20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?


nOO bUUt II stOOle^ yOOUUr fe^mAAle^ me^tUUss!!!

21. What are you most afraid of?
<>:)


23. What's one food that tempts you?


*cOOUUgh cOOUUgh* xAAnde^r's cOOOOkIIe^s *cOOUUgh*


24. Am I annoying you?
<>:)


25. Well, it's still not over!
OOh cOOnfe^ttII hOOle^stUUffe^r


26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?

hIIghe^r thAAn me^tUUss' he^AAd

27. How many friends do you have?
<>:)


28. What are your thoughts on pie?


II dOOn't shOOOOt thAAt wAAy

30. Favorite drink?
yOOUUr blOOOOd
<>:)



31. What's your favorite place?
yOOUUr wIIfe^


32. Are you interested in anyone~?
<>:)


33. That was a stupid question.


<>:)


34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
<>:) yOOUU're^ brIIghte^r thAAn the^de^pths OOf IIt

35. What's your type?
II lIIke^ the^m lUUke^-wAArm


36. Any fetishes?



<>:) 


37. Seme or uke?


IIs thAAt AA kIInd OOf AAnIIme^???


38. Camping or indoors?
<>:)

Tag!


MANA
IVORY
CARIANN1
USA
Karkat Vantas (♋)
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[x] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[ ] You like to program computers
[ ] You fail at it
[x] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS 
[ ] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[ ] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] You never smile
[x] You get aggravated easily
[ ] You act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends 
[x] You have problems with relationships
Total:  3

Aradia Megido (♈)
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] You inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[x] You like ARCHEOLOGY
[x] You like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] You can hear voices that no one else can hear
[ ] You used to roleplay 
[ ] You are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[ ] You are a very violent and confrontational person
[ ] You're sometimes spooky in appearance
[ ] You love talking about depressing things
Total:  2

Tavros Nitram (♉)
[/] Taurus is your zodiac sign (Rising)
[ ] Your fav color is orange and/or brown
[x] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[x] You love card and role playing games
[ ] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
[x] You are too sensitive
[ ] You never really "hate" anybody.
[ ] You like to communicate with wildlife
[ ] You have a friendly attitude
[x] You are pretty good at poetry
[x] You LARP 
[ ] You sometimes stutter when you talk
Total:  5 1/2

Sollux Captor (♊)
[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is yellow
[ ] You speak with a bit of a lisp
[ ] You are totally sick hacker
[ ] You have bipolar mood swings
[ ] You are pretty introverted
[x] You beat yourself up over little things
[ ] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing 
[x] You think you are not good enough
[x] You'd rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[ ] Your best friend is a dick
[ ] You love honey
Total:  3

Nepeta Leijon (♌)
[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is green 
[x] You love cats
[x] :3 is your fav emote  
[ ] You are into furries
[x] You love to draw
[ ] You have a heightened sense of smell
[x] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] You have a naive view of everything
[ ] You love "OTP"
[ ] You are just too cute 
[ ] And very playful  
Total:  4

Kanaya Maryam (♍) 
[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[x] Your fav color is jade (( One of them, at least))
[x] You love fashion
[ ] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS
[ ] You love to sew
[x] You love literature
[x] You have no problem getting into fights
[x] Chainsaws are awesome
[x] You like make up
[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[x] You like the taste of blood  
[ ] Getting revenge is always high on your list  
Total:  8

Terezi Pyrope (♎)
[/] Libra is your zodiac sign (( Lunar))
[ ] Your fav color is red and/or teal  
[ ] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[x] You love dragons
[x] You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[ ] You love plushies
[x] You love to roleplay
[ ] You are a sociopath
[ ] You are almost always grinning
[x] You take interest in law and justice
[x] You like to draw
[x] You can be really flirty sometimes
Total:  6 1/2

Vriska Serket (♏)
[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your fav color
[x] You love to role play
[x]You like spiders
[x] You like end of the world scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse, Fall out invasion, etc.
[ ] Magic 8 balls are cool
[/] You are very manipulative ((ehh...))
[x] You are a huge bitch
[ ] You easily get bored
[x] You blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[x] You have an addiction to breaking things
[ ] You never clean up after yourself
Total:  6 1/2

Equius Zahhak (♐)
[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is royal blue
[ ] You have a widow's peak
[ ] You sweat a lot
[x] You love being strong
[x] You SUCK AT ARCHERY  
[x]You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[ ] You like to build things
[ ] You have some pretty strange fetishes 
[x] You love playing high stakes games
[ ] You love milk  
Total:  4

Gamzee Makara (♑)
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is indigo
[ ] You like clowns 
[x] You like sweet things
[x] You like to bake 
[ ] You are pretty laid back
[ ] You don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[/] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[/] You are silly and eccentric
[ ] You like insane clown posse
[ ] You cuss a lot  
[ ] You are a stoner 
Total:  3

Eridan Ampora (♒)
[x] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] Your fav color is purple (( One of them))
[ ] You dress flamboyantly
[x] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[x] You have a massive ego
[ ] You love magic and wizards
[ ] You have a genocide complex
[ ] You swear like a sailor 
[ ] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you  
[x] You get jealous a lot
[x] You are romantically lost
[x] You are kind of a tool
Total:  7

Feferi Peixes (♓)
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[X] Your fav color is magenta ((YES))
[ ] You love wearing colorful clothing
[x] You love to swim
[ ] You get really excited easily
[ ] You are very very perky and energetic
[ ] You are optimistic and fearless
[x] You are stronger than you look
[ ] You love looking after animals
[ ] You are very modest
[ ] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side
Total:  4
 
NOW TAG SOME FOOLS!!!
Mana Icon by manashiku

Mana, that would be you~ <3
1. Start a journal entry.
2. Get ready to hold your breath.
3. Hold you breath holding the "." button down as long as you can- no cheating.
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Oh my god
I did it.
My goal was three lines
FUCK YEAH
I won't be clicking on any links on Deviantart for a while...


If it's important, note me the URL with spaces between each letter, and tell me the purpose

Also, text me the purpose of the link and if you sent it.

I will not explain the reason for this.

Thank you.
NO MATTER WHAT SONG YOU TELL ME TO SING RIGHT NOW, I WILL SING IT. NO MATTER WHAT MISTAKES I MAKE, AS A PURE SOUND FILE, NO EDITATIONS, AND POST IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.


ANY ONE

JUST MAKE SURE I A) KNOW THE LYRICS, OR B) CAN LEARN THEM QUICKLY

OH AND NO SMARTASS TOO FAST JAPANESE SONGS THAT TAKE A CAUCASIAN PEACHY BITCH LIKE ME A MONTH TO LEARN. SOMETHING I CAN GET QUICKLY. RIGHT NOW



HAVE FUN BITCHES


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HERE IS WHERE THE LINKS WILL GO WHEN I UPLOAD THEM
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APPARENTLY THERE IS A HACKER ON DEVIANTART, CALLED 'LIFE OWNER'.....

TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO (I think what it means by that is that he could assume the identity of your friends, and FOOL you into opening the letter since you think it's your friend that's sending it )!!...

Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report'

If you open either file, a message will appear on If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC,

And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it .

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'..

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL

Remember, always be careful of messages you receive in email-don't open them unless you're 100% POSITIVE they're safe. If you have even the SLIGHTEST doubt, DON'T open it-DELETE it, it's the smart thing to do!
The hacker does penis pictures around in the account page and writes in journals: "I hate you all, go die" And he/she also remove all your watches.

If this happens to me, then you know that isn't me. I write this journal to warn everyone here. Write it yourself on your Page. I think the hackers will not have more fun with hacking you if you and your watchers already know what could happen.

Apparently, there's a hacker going around and hacking into other people's accounts to block your friends so that your friends block you, get you in trouble, and could get you banned from DeviantART. If you get this warning, copy and paste this into your Journal and spread this to everyone.
The girl you just called fat, she is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup hoping someone will like her. The boy you just tripped, he gets abused enough at home. The man with the ugly scars, He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying. Re-post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post this but the ones with heart and backbone will.
Should I open an Eridan roleplay guide?

You know what no

That sounds like too much work

My mind is still literally fried to a crisp from reading the mspa wiki

Why did I click on all of the links?

Oh well. I know a ton of shit now. For the better, right?

Nah.
Going to get shanked from this but here it goes...
Okay, first of all- I am not a brony. Even if I was, why would I even call myself that? I mean the fandom just made a bad pun and decided to label themselves that no matter who hates them for it. I mean that's like taking a bad selfy while wearing large glasses and writing at the bottom 'lol i m such a NERD.' This does not make you a nerd. This makes you a bitch who thinks she is certifiably a nerd, or a troll who knows that wearing large glasses does not necessarily make you look nerdier, but does it anyways just to piss people off. Actually, this is a perfect example of the My Little Pony fandom to me, as it can be classified as three distinguished (or even more) groups that are part of the whole. 

Group 1: The sincere
This group pertains to the people who like My Little Pony, but do not avidly obsess about it. ( I may or may not fall under this group) They enjoy the show for what it's worth and may even discuss the plot/ draw some fanart occasionally, but they respect others' wishes, and, as a result, aren't particularly obnoxious about their love/respect for the show. They may even have a character or two, but their character(s) will be almost as developed as an actual canon character. They will never have a purposefully bad character, unless if they are fronting being a member of the group three fans ( they don't wish for their love of the show to be known)

Group 2: The psychopaths
This is the most common group among fans, and can pertain to up to 70% of any fandom. These are the people who shove their likes down other peoples' throats, through bad fanart, horrible fanfiction, and even worse: intermingling other fandoms into the mess (for example: A pregnant pinkie pie who is waiting for her husband Naruto to come home). This group is also responsible for the things such as creepy pasta versions of the characters, murder scenes where a main character kills everybody, and even fanfictions where their insane and horribly drawn character kills everything in sight. (( NOTE:: There are a lot of fans that fall into the middle of group 1 and group 2, and those are some fans less commonly seen on the internet))

Group 3: The trolls
This is everybody's favorite kind of fan. This fan is not a fan at all, but a parasite to the fandom that can even make the worst of group 2 deeply ashamed to be compared to them. They pretend to be part of group 2, but on average tend to be a lot worse, writing horrible fanfiction and creating god-awful characters on purpose. They are in every fandom, but the number of 'fans' that can be put into this category varies per fandom.

Group 4: The wannabes
Before starting on these fans, I just want to say that every fan starts out at this level, and no matter how much denying you do, you have also been here and done this.
The wannabes are the newest additions to the fandom, and can be very, very clueless. They pretend to know all about their subject, but may even know less than somebody who has never watched, read, or seen their fandom. They create horrible characters and fanfiction from the get-go, although they usually realize their character's 'mary-sueness,' and will most likely fix it in the end. They are only a few episodes/pages into their fandom, so as a result they never talk about the plot filly fully. They also tend to love/ hate one character in particular ( most likely based not off of the story but off of the telling of the other fans) and will do anything in their power to worship/ destroy them. (NOTE:: This is also a huge part of the fandom, as they are the newest members)

Group 5: The seniors
This group is the group who has been in a fandom since it first started. They tend to not have as many friends outside of the group five fans, sine they hate all other fans (on average). They usually collect things from the fandom, seldomly write fanfiction, and scold others for having bad characters. They are very rare in the fandom, as they die off over time, and their masses barely grow. They also tend to be very outspoken about their love of the fandom, which usually puts them in a sticky situation with others (they do not like the other fans, yet they want to talk about their fandom very badly). They, on average, come in groups of 1-5.

Now that these are classified, let me tell you why I don't wish to be a brony, mainly by saying why I hate all types of fans in the My Little Pony department.

Group 1: They are alright, but can sometimes drive me up the wall with their plot theories and discussions.
Group 2: They are probably some of the most annoying fans in the entire fandom, and usually never change. Ever.
Group 3: This group is alright in my eyes, but it annoys me that they can't stop secretly obsessing over the fandom. The worst part is that they will never seriously admit they are fans
Group 4: They need to learn more about the fandom or just GTFO. All I have to say.
Group 5: They bother me with their snobby 'I'm better than you' outlook, and what bothers me even more is that they're itching to talk about it with somebody. ANYBODY.

And this is why I am not a fan of my little pony. These fan rules apply to every fandom. Maybe I will make a test about this.

Anyways, I do actually like My Little Pony, but I am not really a 'brony' or a 'pegasister.' I'll leave those titles to the asshats who want them.

Like I said, I will get shanked for this, so go ahead in the comments. I don't care. If you want to be blocked or trolled from an alternate account, I dare you to be a smartass in the comments. Especially if you are a 'fan' of My Little Pony.

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GA: Hello

Trip: Oh, Kanaya!

Trip: Haha, hi!

Trip: It's been a while!

GA: Yes It Has

Trip: H-How've you been?

GA: How Have You Been

Trip: It's been too long.

GA: Yes It Has

Trip: Oh, yeah! I've been great!

Trip: It's been great, yeah!

GA: I Am Doing Alright

GA: I Am Glad To Hear That

Trip: Haha, alright!

Trip: ...

GA: How Is Your Wife

Trip: Huh? O-Oh, ahaha..

Trip: Haha..Yeah.

Trip: ..Yeah.

GA: You Did Not Answer My Question

Trip: ..So, uh. Let me tell you about my trip to Ita-*interrupted*

GA: Im Sorry Go On

Trip: I'm fine, everything's fine!

Trip: Everything's..fine.

GA: Im Glad To Hear That

Trip: So, uh..Ah...

Trip: Grace..Left me..Last month.

GA: Im Sorry To Hear That

Trip: I've been..having an affair.

Trip: With the client.

Trip: In Italy.

GA: I Suspected It

Trip: And-Nono, Kanaya. There's no need to criticize me.

Trip: I know what you're hinting at.

Trip: About me. About marriage.

Trip: Do you think that's supposed to-Supposed to teach me something?

Trip: That it's all supposed to add up to something?

Trip: Well? Is it?

GA: That Was Not My Intent

Trip: No-Kanaya. Yes or no?

Trip: Is it supposed to mean something?

GA: No

Trip: Aha. Really.

Trip: Well, I would've said yes, it did mean something.

Trip: *exasperated sigh*

GA: I Was Not Trying To Criticize You Earlier

Trip: ..Yeah.

Trip: Kanaya, I've been listening closely to what you've been saying this evening.

GA: What Is Your Jurisdiction

Trip: Criticizing me...Flirting with me...Talking about supporting your spouse...

Trip: And worst of all, suggesting I'm like my parents?

GA: I Said None Of Those Things

Trip: It's been making me wonder if you're really my..friend..

Trip: No, Kanaya. That's enough.

Trip: I get it.

Trip: I forced her..into marrying me..

Trip: ..

Trip: And I want to thank you.

GA: What For Exactly

Trip: I've learned that this isn't about Grace, or Maria

Trip: or Italy

Trip: It's about me.

Trip: EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME.

GA: I Suppose So

Trip: Thanks. You've really helped me.

Trip: Goodbye.

Trip: *exits*

Trip: *screen fades*

GA: Goodbye

GA: *Closes Window* I Really Hate That Game

Trip: *you are forced to close and reopen the game, for the developers did not know how to make a replay button*

Trip: ((I love you so much.))

GA: *Siiiiiigh*

GA: ((Thank You :D))

Trip: ((<333))

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ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 you off*

CG: UH.

ERISOLSPRITE: hey kark

ERISOLSPRITE: ii mean

ERISOLSPRITE: wwaiit ii wwant to call you kk

ERISOLSPRITE: but ii wwant to call you kar

CG: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?

ERISOLSPRITE: iit2 a long 2tory iinvvolvviing a homociidal p2ychopath clowwn wwho wwe all knoww a2 gamzee

ERISOLSPRITE: long 2tory 2hort the fuckiing NIITWWIIT made the 2orriie2t excu2e of a 2priite evver created, re2ultiin iin con2tant agoniiziing paiin and iinner turmoiil

CG: I SEE.

ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 youre my friiend wwell at lea2t twwo half of me

CG: WOW, ERIDAN. THAT TOTALLY FUCKING HURTS. OR AT LEAST I HOPE WHO YOU MEAN.

ERISOLSPRITE: but the other half of me ju2t kiind of wwant2 to hiit on you

CG: THAT'S*

ERISOLSPRITE: wwhy do ii evven havve to exii2t

CG: CAN'T YOU LIKE, SEPARATE OR SOMETHING?

ERISOLSPRITE: iit 2uck2 knowwiin that youre u2t the equiivvalent of 2ome fuckiing clowwn2 iideal joke

ERISOLSPRITE: ii kiind of wwant twwo but then ii dont

CG: WHY THE FUCK NOT?

ERISOLSPRITE: 2ometiime2 ii wwonder wwhy ii dont ju2t do iit

ERISOLSPRITE: ii dont knoww ii gue22 ii ju2t liike wwallowwiin iin my owwn mii2ery

CG: THAT'S DEFINITELY SOL.

ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat the hell doe2 that mean kar

ERISOLSPRITE: ii mean

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck you

ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 you off*

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck my exii2tence

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck liiterally evverythiing fuckable and evverythiin not fuckable

ERISOLSPRITE: ju2t

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck

ERISOLSPRITE: EVVERYTHIING

CG: TRY TO FUCKING SEPARATE THEN.

ERISOLSPRITE: II CANT

ERISOLSPRITE: II WWONT LET ME DO IIT

ERISOLSPRITE: do you knot under2tand howw bull2hiitty the fuckiin 2iituatiion ii2

ERISOLSPRITE: oh great ANOTHER FII2H PUN

ERISOLSPRITE: an thii2 FUCKIING LII2P

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ERISOLSPRITE: wwho the fuck are you

ERISOLSPRITE: wwell here iit ii2

wA: ~* My nAmE is Astrid whAt's yours?

ERISOLSPRITE: none of your bu2iine22

ERISOLSPRITE: noww drumroll for my fiinal act

wA: ~* AwE okAy thEn! You sEEm vEry upsEt!

wA: ~* *drumroll*

ERISOLSPRITE: wwhy wwould ii not be up2et

ERISOLSPRITE: my exii2tence ii2 A JOKE MEANT TO LIITERALLY TORTURE ME FOR ETERNIITY

ERISOLSPRITE: noww get ready for the thiing that apparently bu2t2 the 2eam2 off of liittle earth boy2 for no apparent rea2on

ERISOLSPRITE: ready

ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 off*

wA: ~* YEs!

ERISOLSPRITE: ta daa

ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 the biird 2ome more*

wA: ~* ThAt's stupid, it's just your fingEr!

ERISOLSPRITE: thank you for your iimput ii really appreciiate your 2iinceriity

wA: ~* No you don't!

ERISOLSPRITE: wwell at the vvery lea2t half of me doe2

wA: ~* Which sidE? ArE you two pEoplE?

ERISOLSPRITE: maybe iit doe2nt ii really dont giivve a 2hiit

ERISOLSPRITE: oh look wwho pa22ed the triial2

ERISOLSPRITE: look2 liike troll 2herlock fiinally ha2 the la2t clue

wA: ~* Is this somE sort of tEst to sEE if AnyonE could stAnd A douchE likE you? *grins innocEntly*

ERISOLSPRITE: wwell ii 2uppo2e iif that2 your conclu2iion then maybe iit ii2

ERISOLSPRITE: maybe thii2 ii2 2o ii can realiize howw awwful ii really wwa2

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck thii2

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck all of thii2

wA: ~* WEll mAybE this is A do ovEr

wA: ~* A chAncE to mAkE up for whAt you'vE donE

ERISOLSPRITE: ii triied to do iit ovver but ii ended up ju2t kiilliin my friiend and ex an mate2priit ex all ovver agaiin

ERISOLSPRITE: wwell iim leavviing

ERISOLSPRITE: bye

wA: ~* ByE!

ERISOLSPRITE: *2tart2 leavviin*

ERISOLSPRITE: *leavve2*

ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 you off*

wA: ~* *lAughs And wAlks off*

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comic con [comic con] joined chat.

comic con: knock knock

ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 you off*

ERISOLSPRITE: nope ii dont do chariity

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck you

comic con: dude your supposed to say whos there

comic con: and i would say

comic con: NOT YOU

ERISOLSPRITE: but ii can 2EE YOU

comic con [comic con] is now invisible comic con [comic con].

ERISOLSPRITE: an ii wwould fliip you off an wwalk awway

comic con: and how would you walk away?

comic con: you got that snakey thing

ERISOLSPRITE: here let me vvaguely eject my fiinger 2traiight iinto the 2ky iin your general diirectiion a2 ii float awway

ERISOLSPRITE: liike thii2

ERISOLSPRITE: *fliip2 you off*

ERISOLSPRITE: *float2 awway*

invisible comic con [comic con] is now a moose [moose].

ERISOLSPRITE: not my problem

moose: *mooses over to him*

ERISOLSPRITE: nope you knoww wwhat not doiin thii2

moose: moose moose moose

moose: MOOSE

ERISOLSPRITE: *keep2 floatiing awway*

moose: MOOSY MOOSE MOOSE

ERISOLSPRITE: fuck thii2

ERISOLSPRITE: no go awway

a moose [moose] is now with a jetpack! a moose [moose].

ERISOLSPRITE: nope

moose: *flies over to him*

ERISOLSPRITE: *keep2 floatiin awway*

moose: MOOOOOOSE

moose: *keeps flying with him*

moose: moooose

with a jetpack! a moose [moose] is now with a jetpack! a moose named sam [moose].

with a jetpack! a moose named sam [moose] is now with a jetpack! a moose named sam [sam].

ERISOLSPRITE: nope 2hut your mouth

ERISOLSPRITE: *nope floatiin awway*

sam: mooooooose

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