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CG: OH, ROSE.
TT: Oh hello Karkat. I see you have undergone some slight changes recently.
TT: Congratulations on ascending to Godtier, by the way.
TT: Might I inquire as to what business you have with my person?
CG: YOUR, PERSON? ROSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BREAK IT DOWN, SLOW SPEECH.
TT: Here let me ask you as slowly as possible: Would you like. To talk. About anything in particular.
TT: Or are you just passing by?
TT: Also, may I ask why your text has changed to a more saturated hue?
CG: OH, OH, YEAH, SURE. YOU SEE, YOU, SEW, RIGH--OH, WELL, I'M JUST EXPRESSING MY BLOOD COLOR IN A MORE RESPECTFUL WAY.
TT: Yes I am slightly proficient with a needle. Why do you ask?
CG: WELL, I KEEP, STEPPING ON MY CAPE. AND I NEED IT SHORTENED. AND I THOUGH YOU COULD CUT OFF A BIT WITHOUT IT LOOKING CRAPPY.
TT: I would personally suggest confronting Kanaya on the matter, perhaps in that exact polite and courteous manner that involves obnoxious coloring and your notorious capitalization habits.
TT: In fact, simply copy and paste this exact conversation into your next one.
CG: ROSE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIX MY CAPE.
TT: I can assure you I will seal my obnoxious puckering lips and mend your attire in just a moment.
TT: I was busy before you intruded into my personal study.
TT: *turns a page of her book*
CG: WITH WHAT, EXACTLY? READING? OH BOO HOO JUST FUCKING BOOK MARK IT.
TT: I would, but I'm almost at the climax of the story. You would understand if you read more than those obnoxiously crude love quadrilaterals.
CG: WELL YOU TAKE ALL OF MY 'OBNOXIOUSLY CRUDE LOVE QUADRILATERALS'
TT: I was simply sifting through them to get a basic idea of the plot. You can take me to court if you would like. I feel as if Terezi would be more than happy to crack the case.
CG: TOO LATE, CONTACTING HER NOW IN FACT, OOOH YOU'RE SO FUCKED.
TT: Perhaps she can persuade me to admit to my villainous ways.
TT: Please spare me from this emotional torment.
TT: I solemnly swear that I will mend your cape, god forbid a single soul learns of my treason.
CG: HM, YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN LALONDE.
TT: *Puts a bookmark in novel and closes the heavy read*
TT: I have been told that I possess persuasive abilities
TT: *.
CG: I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THE DEAL.
TT: Will you now?
TT: Now, then, may I see your cape?
CG: -lobs that cape in her direction-
TT: *picks it up finely* I see. It simply needs to be cut about a foot shorter.
CG: WELL THEN DO THAT.
TT: Perhaps some form of forlorn dark sorcery can make this difficult task a bit less hopeless.
TT: Shall I fetch my wands?
CG: THAT'D BE INTERESTING.
TT: There is a change of plans. I must run, unfortunately.
CG: OH GOD DAMMIT.
TT: I have to accomplish a task more pending than your chore, unfortunately.
TT: My apologies, Karkat. Now, then, I bid you farewell.
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CG: DN'T YOU DARE LEAVE WITH--
CG: FUCK
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